Officially Wack - An OWBC

[simnights]

 

What's this? Another story/challenge I will drop at the first opportunity?! Well, I do like to have options, folks, and the possibility of that BoolProp medal is a bit... tempting, to say the least!

As is tradition in my game, we open with our lovely founder watching for birds. She's based in Riverblossom Hills. I feel this was significant because one of the EP bonus challenges I'm going for is Seasons.

Here are the challenges I am playing by:

Nightlife - 9 Points if all completed.

• The heir/ess for each generation must go on one date via the gypsy and see it through to completion. They may do this as a teen, young adult, adult or elder
• Every heir/ess is a Grilled Cheese Sim
• Create a vampire

Seasons - 9 Points if all completed.

• Throw a party once every Season of the year. In other words four a Sim year. This can include birthday parties, sports parties, new years parties, etc. Themeing it, roof raising it, or smustling at it is optional but a plus!
• For earning a wishing well
• Create a plantsim

Apartment Life - 9 Points if all completed.

• Must have a Mysterious Bookcase that leads into a Mysterious Place, you must build it yourself. Be creative! Need to see pictures of this room or hallway or passageway
• Have a spare with spouse live in apartment and play them the same time as your founder’s family (equal time). Can have as many children you like, as long as one continues the line
• Obtain a Witch

 

 

Mini Challenges:

• BoolProp Naming Scheme - Kids must be named in the theme of B - O - O - L - P - R - O - P - N
• The Golden Trio - One Generation must have triplets
• Family Scrapbook - Every family member must have a picture hanging in the house, and the founder + each heir must write a novel
• MOAR Aliens - Every generation must have an alien birth in the house

This is our founder's little house. She has 14 simoleans to her name now, but at least she's got some nice digs!





Here's a better look at our foundress, Henrietta Wack.

She's a popularity/fortune sim, LTW to to the Journalism career, and a Leo.

Why so confused, dear?

Henrietta: I feel really disorented... one minute I was just in the void of non-existence, minding my own goddamn business, and then poof! I'm suddenly on the mortal plane, and I can hear this weird voice coming from the sky... wouldn't you be confused, Sky Voice?!

Probably, yes. But that's why I'm here - to guide your actions so that you can make good life choices. Now go find a job.





Henrietta: You got it, Sky Voice!

She really loves those finger guns.





Henrietta's LTW is to top the Journalism career, but it's not available yet. So she took the highest paying position, in the Military career.





The local Elderly Lesbians (Catherine Viejo & Betty Goldstein) came by to welcome Henrietta to the neighborhood.

Don't deny it. You know they're in lesbians.





Just some gals bein' pals!





Catherine! That's not very nice!

Catherine: You signed up for this, dude.





One of the other neighbors walked by as the light began to fade. This is Leod McGreggor, local small-time farmer, who has two bolts with our dearest Henrietta.





She was up bright & early for her new job.

She's so cute! ^^;

Henrietta: I hate this. Why am I in this career?

Because in the Sims Army you can make a living without threat to life or limb. Unlike in the real world.

Henrietta: But they make me clean the latrines... D:

Not my problem. I'm just the Sky Voice.





Leod walked by the next day and... yeah.





Penguin: Excuse me, folks, have you heard about our Lord and Savior?

Leod: OMG YOU'RE SO FUNNY HENRIETTA LET'S GO INSIDE AND BONE!

Henrietta: Okay!





Penguin:






And then....





Penguin:






And then it was noon, so Henrietta viciously attacked her broken tub.





This just in, the tub does not like being whacked with a wrench repeatedly. Who knew?





Luckily Henrietta is not a family sim or she'd be devastated to find out she can't marry Leod.

She hasn't rolled the want yet, at least (same can't be said for him. Poor guy...)





Oh look! It's our Neighborhood Elderly Lesbians! Dancing! Could this be... a party?

Let's get a closeup on that face, by the way, shall we?













Henrietta tanked her relationship with Betty after this.





Betty proceeded to try to use the toilet while blocking the door for about 2 hours while her girlfriend was also trying to use the toilet, but could not leave because Betty was blocking the door. It was, frankly, hilarious.





Henrietta: Hey, Leod, our WooHoo didn't really raise the party score by much, but thanks for tryin' with me! it was a good time!

Leod: *blank stare into the distance* I'm dying inside.





Well, nobody said it had to be a good party...





Henrietta brought this guy over after work.





Townie Friend Whose name I forgot: Wow, Henrietta, I've never met anyone more beautiful than you.

Probably because you're surrounded by Maxis premades wut

Henrietta: Aww, you're sweet. You're such a good friend.

Townie friend: Ooooof. Ouch. Owie. M'lady...





Henrietta: Uh, sky voice... there's something I need to show you!





Oh, yeah, you're preggers, i already knew that. *yawn* The baby jingles never lie!!





Townie friend whose name is apparently Alec Jeffers: Oh, wow! I can hear it!

Henrietta: What's it saying???

Baby: Ur a lil bitch boy

Alec: It's... uh... never mind.





Leod: Hey, Henrietta... has your body... I dunno... changed shape recently???





Henrietta: No, silly! I'm having a baby! And you're the dad!

Leod: Okay, but we're talking about my problems right now, right? I've been townified! :( Can I move in?




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A/N: I did make Leod into a townie. I figured it'd be easiest (plus who am I to deny my sims marriage to the one they love?!) He's the only member of his household so he'd automatically add a shitload of cash which would be really cheat-y. As it is he has a gold Gardening and a bronze Fishing badge, but townies randomly get badges anyway so I figured it wasn't too cheaty.